just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
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Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
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God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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