But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
You took a bar mat shot.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
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