We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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