i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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