i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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