But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
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