if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
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He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
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Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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