just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
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She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
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Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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