The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
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