New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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