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  we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy

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  go home

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• (813): View more from Florida

  I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.

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• (575): View more from New Mexico

  My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.

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• (435): View more from Utah

  He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.

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• (714): View more from California

  I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.

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