There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?