We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
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