She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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