just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
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Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
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You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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