She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
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