Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
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Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
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Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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