We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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