i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
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he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
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I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
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