My girlfriend figured out who you are.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
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I love having hate sex.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
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Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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