I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
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got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
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Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
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I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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