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(914): View more from New York

explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?

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(914): explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts? http://tfl.nu/duu8

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(217): View more from Illinois

Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning

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didn't feel it. :)

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It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.

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wait what? so it's not in america?

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(217): Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning (1-217): didn't feel it. :) (217): It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't. (1-217): wait what? so it's not in america? http://tfl.nu/0q24

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(313): View more from Michigan

So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.

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(313): So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial. http://tfl.nu/zbd1

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(660): View more from Missouri

Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...

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(660): Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport... http://tfl.nu/e5jz

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing

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(715): and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing http://tfl.nu/e1xa

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(704): View more from North Carolina

I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?

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(704): I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right? http://tfl.nu/ljg3

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(843): View more from South Carolina

Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word

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dude its may

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Work with me here, man.

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(843): Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word (803): dude its may (843): Work with me here, man. http://tfl.nu/2m3l

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.

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(401): just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October. http://tfl.nu/w9iv

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(616): View more from Michigan

Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.

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(616): Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind. http://tfl.nu/1wb4

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(563): View more from Iowa

Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.

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(563): Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit. http://tfl.nu/it5v

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(660): View more from Missouri

The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment

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(660): The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment http://tfl.nu/9skg

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico

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(651): Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico http://tfl.nu/a33d

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.

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(402): Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that. http://tfl.nu/5bb0

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(618): View more from Illinois

Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?

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Proceed with caution.

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(618): Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right? (1-618): Proceed with caution. http://tfl.nu/mnud

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow

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Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.

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(401): SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow (401): Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us. http://tfl.nu/9nvb

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