she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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