This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Randomize
