: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
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This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
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Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
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