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I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.

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(314): I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket. http://tfl.nu/jhbx

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So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.

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(403): So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint. http://tfl.nu/8aqq

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In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.

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(216): In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case. http://tfl.nu/3se1

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which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?

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(630): which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november? http://tfl.nu/f9dy

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(253): View more from Washington

she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.

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(253): she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time. http://tfl.nu/yrce

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when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.

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(646): when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed. http://tfl.nu/4c6n

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So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?

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(708): So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS? http://tfl.nu/0qn8

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Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.

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(408): Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities. http://tfl.nu/yskk

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dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being

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(603): dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being http://tfl.nu/4klh

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Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key

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(609): Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key http://tfl.nu/pj3h

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I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.

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(360): I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box. http://tfl.nu/hoaw

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For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.

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(717): For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point. http://tfl.nu/kshm

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she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore

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(315): she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore http://tfl.nu/sa4k

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Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.

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(416): Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch. http://tfl.nu/1d55

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I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.

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(216): I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time. http://tfl.nu/gxl7

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