Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
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What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
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I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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