That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Randomize
