Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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