I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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