He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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