I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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