You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
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you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
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Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
My vagina just clenched in fear
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