I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
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He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
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strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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