Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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