Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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