I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
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Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
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i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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