my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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