I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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