if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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