I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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