They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
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I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
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Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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