Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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