Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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