doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
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