Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
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My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
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Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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