I wanna bring you to show and tell
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
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there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
She told me I should be a condom model.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
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While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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