And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Randomize
