i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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