Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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