i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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