guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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