Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
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I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
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Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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