ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
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