Define "chronic" masturbator.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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