Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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