You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I looked at my own cervix.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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