We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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