lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
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so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
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Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
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