everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
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She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
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Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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