why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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