I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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